Extra-Thick Wing Shop Ranch, and where to source it
Build it on mayo and sour cream with only a splash of buttermilk. Bottled ranch is thin because it's mostly buttermilk; keep the dairy thick and it clings to a wing instead of dripping off it.
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Published July 2026 · Sourcing verified 5 Jul 2026
Prep10 min
Cooknone — chill 1 hour
Makesabout 1 1/2 cups
CuisineAmerican
Greedometer●●●●●A fair little treatLevel Easy
A reasonable little indulgence.
Cook it with
No-cook
Suits
VegetarianGluten-free
Contains dairy · eggs
Make it vegan: use plant milk, oil, or a vegan cheese for the dairy, and a flax or aquafaba egg for the egg.
Straight Answers
Can you freeze Extra-Thick Wing Shop Ranch? — Not ideal
Not really — the cream, custard, or emulsion turns grainy or splits once thawed. This one is best kept fresh in the fridge.
Can you make Extra-Thick Wing Shop Ranch ahead of time? — Yes
Yes — it keeps in the fridge for several days; stir or shake it before serving.
Is Extra-Thick Wing Shop Ranch gluten-free? — Yes
Yes — nothing in this recipe as written contains gluten. As always, glance at the labels on any packaged items (broth, sauces, chocolate), since brands vary.
Is Extra-Thick Wing Shop Ranch vegan? — Vegetarian, not vegan
It’s vegetarian but not vegan as written — it has dairy and egg. Make it vegan: use plant milk, oil, or a vegan cheese for the dairy, and a flax or aquafaba egg for the egg.
Part One
The Ingredients — and where to get them
Cook for1cups
Our ratio, your call. The amounts below are a tested starting point — a version, not the one and only. Anything tagged to taste is the knob you turn: start there, then make it yours.
Mayonnaise
Half the base and the reason it's thick. Real, full-fat.
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