The Recipe · No.1075 · Virgin Painkiller (Painkiller Mocktail)

Virgin Painkiller (Painkiller Mocktail), and where to source it

Virgin Painkiller (Painkiller Mocktail) — Worth The Hunt WORTH THE HUNT Virgin Painkiller (Painkiller Mocktail) Tiki 5best2buy.com

The painkiller is a colada with orange in it, and the fresh grate of nutmeg on top is the signature. Grate it over the glass so you smell it before the coconut hits.

By Vince Gonzalez · Published July 2026 · Sourcing verified 5 Jul 2026

Prep5 min
Cook0 min
Makesmakes 1
CuisineTiki
Cost$$
VeganGluten-free
The Ingredients — and where to get them
Cook for 1 servings
Our ratio, your call. The amounts below are a tested starting point — a version, not the one and only. Anything tagged to taste is the knob you turn: start there, then make it yours.
Pineapple juice
Not-from-concentrate. It's the bulk of the drink, so the quality shows.
2 ozrecommended
Local / market
Orange juice
Fresh-squeezed. Bottled orange goes bitter against the coconut.
1 ozrecommended
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Coconut cream
Sweetened cream of coconut, stirred smooth in the can before you pour.
1 ozrecommended
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Non-alcoholic rum alternative
A zero-proof dark-style spirit for the molasses depth the original leans on.
2 ozrecommended
Local / market
Whole nutmeg
Buy it whole and grate to order. Pre-ground nutmeg is dust and tastes like it.
for gratingrecommended
Local / market
The Rundown
Greedometer ●●●●● Barely a splurge
A light hand — your arteries say thanks. · plan ahead — needs marinating, soaking, or resting time
EffortSome doing
Cook it with
No-cook
The Method
  1. ShakePineapple, orange, coconut cream and zero-proof rum in a shaker with ice. Shake 12 seconds to fully blend the coconut fat.
  2. PourOver crushed ice in a rocks glass or a tiki mug, unstrained.
  3. GarnishGrate fresh nutmeg heavy across the top. That warm spice on the nose is the whole tell of a painkiller.
The Toolkit

Cocktail shaker · Rocks glass · Microplane

Straight Answers
Can you make Virgin Painkiller (Painkiller Mocktail) in an air fryer? — Not needed

No cooking needed here — this one comes together without heat, so the air fryer sits it out.

Can you freeze Virgin Painkiller (Painkiller Mocktail)? — Yes

Yes — cool it, portion into airtight containers, and freeze; thaw in the fridge and reheat.

Can you make Virgin Painkiller (Painkiller Mocktail) ahead of time? — Partly

The components hold — prep the parts ahead and finish it close to serving for the best texture.

Is Virgin Painkiller (Painkiller Mocktail) gluten-free? — Yes

Yes — nothing in this recipe as written contains gluten. As always, glance at the labels on any packaged items (broth, sauces, chocolate), since brands vary.

Is Virgin Painkiller (Painkiller Mocktail) vegan? — Yes

Yes — no meat, seafood, dairy, egg, or honey in it as written.

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